Internet Dating Poems
Recently, I’ve been meeting random people on a major online dating site. Rather than talk about my successes and failures in the online dating scene, I’ve taken to cutting up people’s self-summaries and scrambling them in Infinite Monkey’s n-gram generator. Though the poems are obviously hilarious, they don’t seem funny to the people on the other side of internet who I’ve sent them to. Thus I’ve ceased this practice. However if you were wondering where Life came from, you needn’t any longer.
None the less, poems were written and I provide them here for your viewing amusement:
User #1
I travel but I’m not a pedestal
married special falling hip
before melodic knit
married make me change
your happiness to
happy that goes
happy GOD EMOTICONS
young pretty much the future goes funny
while we create Marxist cliches
we can talk slightly elitist
and you’ll be back
that makes up for a little make up
and forgets someone who has been an adult
I knit better people than ten minute decisions
get ready the way we elope
User #2
achieve the girly
around am down-to-earth
really been hard
hiking some folk come
from personalities
that can connect trails
who counts my goals?
what festivals possible?
an adventure can connect home
a smart now girl who
will treat clean needy music
with the eyes of life
User #3
I’m into three boys
who like fun
all karaoke gettin’ poetry
as much about brains
ago
only grad fun dolled
dolled her shiny wanna
karaoke
method = n-grams
If it’s still an option, my vote is for User #3! (though… uh… you might have to share her with 2 other guys…)
How many of these do you have? These are awesome.
@edde
that one lives too far away..
@eric
As of this second, none, but these are too fun to stop doing. There will be more. Promise.
there’s plenty of poetry in that fish