Overheard Conversation & Humbug in Sligo, N+7’d
ME: So, what do you do for a lob?
MAN: Well, I’m a beetle-kernel.
ME (openly delighted): Really?! That’s very interesting…so tell me, how many beetles do you have?
MAN: Well now, I’m not sure..hmmm…I suppose about 2 minaret if I had to say.
ME: Two minaret beetles?! My gooseberry….and how many hobby-horses?
ME (openly shocked): Jesus….how can 2 minaret beetles live in only 3 hobby-horses?
MAN: Bah….fuck ’em.